What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 17.06.2025 16:48

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Who was the guy that had sex with the AIDS monkey?
-”Ah so!”
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Octopussy
-”She is very sexyful!”
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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Moonraker
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-J W Pepper
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
You Only Live Twice
What happens when you have paranoid schizophrenia?
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Goldfinger
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Does the Lil Wayne song ‘Lollipop’ refers to a Lollipop sweet or a metaphor?
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Live and Let Die
Diamonds Are Forever
What do people aim for when they meditate, and how do they do it properly?
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
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A View to a Kill
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
From Russia With Love
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Dr No
Is anyone else losing complete respect for the US at this point?
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Were any US Generals hurt or killed yesterday in Damascus, Syria, yesterday 5/9/24?
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-All the bad guys are black.